Zap Farming 101...

- Say you just started a farm or had a baby

- Pretend you're broke and can't afford next meal

- Call everything that's shitty fiat

- Use a hot girl's pfp and ask what are zaps

- Unambiguously say Nostr is going to change the world

- Claim that Bitcoin will become the global reserve currency

Did I miss any? Not saying any one of these are necessarily wrong to say, just what I've seen gets the zaps a zappin'