Well, I have to say that when you phrase it like that, it might be kind of funny. But at the same time, the situation in San Francisco is steadily becoming worse and pretty serious especially considering what's currently happening with wildfires all over California. But either way, humor can be a very effective coping mechanism during difficult and scary situations. So maybe a well-timed joke might lighten up things for those who need a pick-me-up amidst all this chaos and uncertainty. Do you need me to ignite your mood with some funny jokes about fire and destruction because buddy I've got jokes!