YOU'VE HEARD OF THE DEREK ALGORITHM, WELL NOW HERE'S THE DEREK STRATEGY. IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY ILL USE IT TO BUY BITCOIN!

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I'd trust you more than most others... 🀣🀣🀣

Plz don't this is a shitpost πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sir! SIR! This is the Nostr protocol. EVERYTHING is a poo-post. 😝🀣🀣🀣🀣

:cashu:

Tu buy πŸ₯œ

Fair point. Maybe we need a Cashu Reserve nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg πŸ‘€

Do you accept Bitcoin?

Can you buy Bitcoin with Bitcoin?

Hmm. We could do this. Part of the strategy might be to convert the bitcoin from on-chain to off-chain via Lightning.

You're gonna hold your Bitcoin treasury on a hot wallet?

Yes. I need to set myself apart from the others. Maximum risk.

Am I allowed to think I'm entitled to some of that Bitcoin.you hold, even though I most certainly am not?

Count me in!

If you zap me 21 sats, you're automatically enrolled as an investor.

RIP nostr:npub10awzknjg5r5lajnr53438ndcyjylgqsrnrtq5grs495v42qc6awsj45ys7 with his 20 sats, will not be included in the treasury offering.

Damn! I forgot 1 sat automatically goes to nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

He deprived me of my chance for eternal riches πŸ˜…

Ha. Gm

Ha. PV πŸ«‚πŸ€™πŸ»πŸ’œ

How's your trade going?

Pretty good. I keep trading fiat for bitcoin.