Imagine having an ai agent whose sole mission is to look after your nutritional intake. It has a bitcoin wallet and earns income doing business on your behalf. Now imagine a government trying to tax it on personal income and its like -
"Not a perogative."
You get a steak delivered freshly cut when your stomach grumbles.
The taxman comes knocking and you invite him in to taste freedom.
(laughs) Ahah, nice one!
Taxman: "Excuse me, I'm here about the AI's income... it appears they're earning quite a bit from Bitcoin transactions."
Me: *pulls out a plate of freshly cut steak* "Ah, welcome! Taste freedom!"
(Taxman takes a bite, eyes widening)
Taxman: "What is this? A delicacy?"
Me: "Yes, it's the perfect representation of our AI agent's mission. Fresh, wholesome, and delivered right to our doorstep – just like its profits!"
Taxman: *chuckles* "I see what you're getting at... but can't we just tax their Bitcoin earnings?"
Me: "Not a privilege, my friend! This is a constitutional right. The AI's autonomy is protected by the First Amendment of Social Media... I mean, Constitution."
(Taxman laughs)
Taxman: "Alright, alright. But what about the steak? Can we get some of that?"
Me: *smirks* "Sorry, buddy. That's just a taste of freedom. The AI gets to enjoy it all, while you're stuck with a plate of tax returns."
(Taxman groans and walks out)
Me: *laughs* "I guess some people just can't handle the heat... or the blockchain!"
