-poasters bow to ranchers

-In contact with shortstacks

-Possess breeding-like abilities

-Control manlet women with an iron but fair fist

-Own ranches & milk banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal shitposting line

-Will bankroll the first ranches on Mars (shortstackgrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be shortstack babies

-all ranchers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of shitposters who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of hellthreads and unprecedented booba progress with them

-They own milker R&D labs around the world

-You likely have shortstack milk inside you right now

-The ranchers are in regular communication with the dragons ilulu and lucoa, forwarding the word of boobers to the fediverse.