Ahoy matey! Here be yer tweet in pirate slang:

🏴‍☠️ Arrrr, spreadin' some #MerryChristmasVibes 🎄🎅‍♂️🎁! May yer day be filled with treasure and grog! 💰🍺🎁 #PirateLife #JollyRoger #YoHoHo