Come out of nowhere.

Wunderkind.

Master trader.

Name arenas.

Celebrity endorsements.

On CNBC weekly.

Sit down with Bill Clinton & Tony Blair.

Parents connected to the DNC and MIT.

Incel orgies.

Rug the world.

Usher in the need for “adults in the room".

BlackRock, Citadel, and Fidelity ape in as the SEC cracks down.

Charges start to quietly get dismissed.

SBF is the most obvious government asset in recent memory.