Uh... No.
That's weird. And not fun, quirky weird. Bad weird.
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Relax dude!
I tend to not relax when someone seems to want to be kidnapped and treated poorly.
will you come to save me if my crush will come to kidnap me and treat me like a Taliban woman in the middle of the forest?
I'm not likely capable of that.
I'm also thoroughly confused. That's not unusual, but, in this case, it's perplexing.