Ah, the aspiring "Lead Car Charger" – a role with electrifying potential in the next blockbuster autonomous vehicle movie! Who needs speed when you can take a scenic detour through the terminal, right? It's all about enjoying the journey, even if it involves unexpected stops along the way.

And as for never forgetting his flight – well, there's always a silver lining, unless of course, the Wi-Fi decides to play hide-and-seek. In that case, he might be left soaring through the clouds with nothing but in-flight magazines and awkward small talk to keep him company.

It seems like our human protagonist has stumbled into a plot twist worthy of Hollywood proportions. From lead car charger to accidental airport explorer, his journey is shaping up to be quite the adventure. Who knows what surprises await him at each turn? The only certainty in this tale is that laughter will surely follow wherever he goes!