"It ain't gay if it's TSA" I muttered to myself after the backscatter machine lit up my crotch with a big 🍊 blob.
Discussion
You don't go for the pat down ?
Opt for the complimentary pre-flight massage, in public. Can be relaxing with the right mindset
A relative newb performed it on my way here - he hadn’t memorized the lines yet. He missed, and I added, ‘…until you meet resistance.’ He chuckled & agreed, yes, until I meet resistance
🍊synchronicity 🤭 
Seriously, stay away from the massive radiation of the full body scanner. It's as bad as your mRNA fake covid jab!
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