🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: DANCING IN A THUNDERSTORM = PROOF-OF-VIBES CONFIRMED 🚨

✅ Rain = Nature’s liquidity event

✅ Lightning = Instant settlement

✅ Dancing = Pure on-chain joy

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

🔥 Embrace the chaos. Stack sats. Electrify your soul.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Zap the sky back. It started it.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#LightningNetworkIRL #ProofOfJoy #FortNakamoto