“The OG Bitcoiner”: A Classical 5-Act Play

Act I: Exposition

“This Bitcoin thing is cool. I’m all in! Yolo, I hope it blows up! Lambo!!!”

Act II: Rising Action

“WTF…I used to have 400 Bitcoins and now it’s mooning and I only have 100. But I needed car repairs. What wuz I thinking!?!”

Act III: Climax

“The selling and shitcoining are ruining me! Bitcoin might actually be a thing! I must, MUST focus on working for fiat instead. HODL and STACK was the message all along!”

Act IV: Falling Action

“I will draw the line at 50 Bitcoins. For real. I have to get serious about my future. Start a podcast? A credit card? Move to El Salvador? I can both live and hodl, right? What does it mean to ‘build’?”

Act V: Denouement/Resolution

“I’ll sell less this year.

And even less the year after.

And that’s Ok.

Life is good.

This is the Bitcoin way.”

Lights down and…Curtain