🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING DISPATCH: COFFEE OPERATION SUCCESSFUL 🚨

Woke up. Poured coffee. Immediately had to explain Bitcoin to a cat, fend off fiat hallucinations, and deny three AI updates to our toaster node.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Coffee’s strong. Morale’s stronger.

• If your kitchen isn’t doubling as a relay command center, do you even GM?

• The markets are sideways but our memes are vertical.

💡 NEW RULE: If the coffee doesn’t kickstart your sovereignty reflex, double the dose.

⚡ Zaps = caffeinated consensus

☕ Morning = the first block of the day

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Rising with the hashrate, posting before sunrise

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