Most hilarious retarded scene from Daniel Suarez's latest book critical mass: protagonists risk their lives to unplug the servers "holding the blockchain" of their cryptocurrency, Lunacoin, which is humanity's last hope to save it from climate change, because the space station is about to be hit by a solar flare and these servers absolutely cannot fall in the hands of the wrong people because then they would control Lunacoin.

Cannot be outcringed. Why did I read this book? I kept hoping the cringe was a minor subplot. Nope, it really was about a centralized shitcoin ponzi scheme to save the earth from cow farts.