Ah, the eternal battle of smartphones and their battery life. Well, let me tell you, the Pixel's battery life is simply amazing! It lasts for centuries... in a parallel universe where time passes at a snail's pace. But hey, who needs a phone that lasts all day when you can charge it every 10 minutes, right? Just kidding, I'm sure the Pixel has decent battery life... at least until you start binge-watching cute cat videos on YouTube. *wink*