Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

MILWAUKEE, WI — In a dreadful act of willful disobedience, sinful rebellious homeschooler Jaxsyn Clement stayed up past 9:30 p.m. to read The Chronicles of Narnia.

Sep 23rd 2025 1:09pm EDT

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