Apparently this really happened
https://www.thedailybeast.com/for-israel-hamas-war-expertise-fox-turns-to-fabio
With tens of thousands of demonstrators gathered in the nation’s capital on Tuesday to express their support for Israel and denounce rising antisemitism, Fox Business Network anchor Neil Cavuto turned to an expert on the fragile geopolitics of the Middle East to break down the conflict in Gaza.
Fabio.
In 🤡🌎 it all makes sense.
Were birds just flying into his face the whole time?
Who is this Fabio clown?
I have typed and erased about 6 different responses to this. All of them variations of "are you joking?" and "you must be joking".
Who is he?!
Hair like the wings of a goose to the face 😮💨
He's a ...bird keeper?
He played pigeon lady in Home Alone 2 I think 🤔
He was a model in the 90s. He's a meathead. He got hit in the face with a bird while on a roller coaster. I guess it was really more like he ran into the bird with his face.
Anywho, a lot of those romance novel covers have him as the man character.
I can't believe it's not penisbutter
with his luscious locks and a bod like that who can deny his expertise in anything. 😂
