When I was a child, I regularly heard white people completely mystified by black men's obsession with the female derrière. They used to ask me about this, and seemed so genuinely curious.
Why is this? Is it because you all are less evolved? Is it the warmer climate or the clothes? Or the odd habit of having sex in some way other than the missionary position?
Then I grew up.
Odd habit? Oh no.
Yeah, turns out white men have also noticed that women have two sides. π
Found that out, as soon as I turned 16 and they be like
Only missionary position is an odd thing i tell you. At least odd...
It turns out that the reason they were pretending to not care about arses is because they were desperately trying to keep a lid on how like... gross... it was all gonna get.
We went straight from "only primitives notice that women are in 3D" to paddling to rampant anal sex to scat porn, in 30 years, and I've just been watching this unfold and wishing we could go back to the days of playfully smacking the wifey on the behind to annoy them when they're cooking dinner.
Attractive women increasingly don't even bother posing from the front, anymore. The just turn around and stick their bum at the camera and it's like...
You also have a face, dear.
That's why in German we have the word "Arschgesicht" fot these occasions. π¬
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My face is appearing in galleries full of pale bums and anime porn and it feels like I'm just interrupting the regularly scheduled program. π₯΄
A bit surreal.
Well, that really sounds surreal. π³
"censorship resistant" attracts lots of e-girls...
the internet will always be a red light district so long as our society is run by a cabal of satan's offspring
It's fascinating finding out what people really think, by analyzing what they do when they think nobody they know is going to find out.
Laeserin's naughty side is an anarcho-capitalist. π
#typos π«£
I had no idea that this was a thing (the mystification, that is). I have yet to know a man who is not enthralled by the female derrière .
Neither have I. π
I think it was just their way of virtue signaling and the pretence has been dropped because of widespread porn.
hah... most derrieres are not enthralling
I wouldn't know.
i've heard the reverse sentiment from females about male derrieres too, and i think in general the level of muscle development has a big influence in all cases (most of what makes non-enthralling derrieres is a lack of the smooth curves of the musculature)
π€£ All answers are true. Jaja
I read one elaborate theory that white men eventually forgot about behinds because the women wore long skirts. That this was part of the evolutionary adjustment to colder climates.
Like... They thought women ended at the waist, or something. Wonder how they managed to procreate. π
Interesting theory. Itβs good that weβve already skipped that part of the evolution.π
