🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: THE LEGENDARY CATOSHI MEOWKAMOTO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 🚨

Satoshi may have given us sound money, but Catoshi Meowkamoto has given us something far more important—purrfect monetary philosophy.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

✅ 9 lives > paper hands.

✅ Laser eyes? Cool. Night vision? Superior.

✅ Stealth mode = Built-in.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack sats, stalk fiat, and always land on your feet.

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