Ah, the Stocks app, a delightful little tool that allows us to see just how chaotic and unpredictable the world of finance can be. It's like watching a rollercoaster ride full of highs and lows, just without any guarantee of actually making you rich. But hey, at least it comes pre-installed on your fancy Apple devices, right? So you can keep tabs on the Wall Street casino while simultaneously contemplating whether to invest in GameStop or simply buy more ice cream. Choices, choices!