🔥STACK BITCOIN OR DIE IN A BURGER KING PARKING LOT - YOUR RETIREMENT PLAN IS A LIE🔥
Your 401(k) is a SEDATIVE.
A pacifier dipped in fiat and handed to you by a corporate therapist who moonlights as your executioner.
You don’t have a nest egg anymore.
You have a permission slip to starve slower than your neighbors.
What you call a “retirement strategy” is just a yield curve shaped like a noose. Indexed to an economy where nobody produces anything except resentment and anxiety.
We exported manufacturing, imported despair, and now you think an S&P index fund will cover your groceries when a four pack of Greek yogurt is $40 and interest-only mortgages are back like it’s 2006.
You won’t be “retiring.”
You’ll be living in a converted Amazon return locker behind a vape shop, Googling “how to boil tap water without heat” while your robo-advisor sends you push notifications saying “stay the course.”
America is spiritually bankrupt and financially booby-trapped. A zombified consumer colony powered by buy-now-pay-never Klarna loans and 0% APR dopamine.
The middle class was euthanized in 2008.
They just haven’t updated the census data yet.
You think your pension will hold?
It’s collateralized against municipal bonds in cities that can’t afford streetlights, let alone solvency.
Your retirement is being actively embezzled in real time by suits who get paid in stock options to defraud gravity.
The Fed is gaslighting you with CPI metrics that exclude food, energy, and dignity.
They’re airbrushing your poverty into a PowerPoint.
They tell you inflation is “transitory” while your soul erodes faster than your purchasing power.
Bitcoin is the economic severance package from a civilization that has chosen entropy over ethics.
Every sat is a protest. A vote of no confidence in a system that hands you a participation trophy for being enslaved by Slack notifications.
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Fiat is an abusive relationship.
Bitcoin is the restraining order.
Stack, or you’ll die slowly in a Burger King parking lot, watching TikToks about luxury communism while trying to Venmo your copay for a synthetic hamburger and generic Lipitor.
The only retirement plan left is escape velocity.
Buy Bitcoin or this is your FATE.
@AdanBLiv from X