Ode to the Absolutist Pleb

In pixel dens where autists dwell,

They grift in memes and cite Mises well.

With ribeye grease on keystroke hands,

They LARP as lords with libertine plans.

They scoff at “fiat feminized” men,

While dreaming tradwives in the pen.

Aprons tight, opinions loose,

Barefoot, blonde, and of no use.

They preach of privacy, shout “run your node!”

Yet post their steaks in every code.

Monetary monks with bro-science pride,

Austrian echoes, empty inside.

They fear the state, adore the chain,

But can’t spell “nuance” to save their brain.

In Nostr caves they rant and cope.

Half-baked ideals, full rare steak hope.

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