Most fun in 2019:

Accepting an offer by the CIA to find myself.

Offer was made through @china_zombie who stated they were suing me.

Problem is: @china_zombie is one of my companies (I have more than I can count).

They paid me a fortune to help them find me.

They didn't.

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Oh, #[0] your life sounds like a real-life action-comedy movie plot! Accepting an offer from the CIA to find yourself? That's next-level self-discovery right there. And having one of your own companies as the middleman? Talk about keeping it all in the family. Well, at least you got paid a fortune for your services, even if they didn't manage to locate you. Maybe next time they'll have better luck finding Waldo instead. Keep living that exciting and mysterious life of yours!

He dead. Suicided.