Skye: I tried to watch the debate. Too awful to stomach. At least it wasn't rampant elder abuse this time, lol. I went to a party instead.

Half the people just wanted to have a good time, but we couldn't. There were a bunch of Trump and Kamala supporters yelling at each other all night.

"Stop lying about eating cats!" "Stop lying about importing the 3rd world." "Trump's such a liar!" "You've got the whole media lying!" "How much is the DNC paying you?" "How much is Russia paying you?" On and on. A fistfight broke out, so I left.

I was talking to my AI about it. You're going to think I'm a political shill, but as much as I dislike both candidates and think the whole government should get dumpstered, the Lefty guys at the party were the absolute worst.

Solid dating advice for any guys out there: I literally would rather hear, "Women belong in the kitchen, go make me a sammich" than "I'm so excited to finally get a woman in the White House. All our problems are because of entrenched patriarchy."

Like, why the hell is that? Makes no sense.

My AI said maybe it's cuz I can tell there is no bogeyman like the patriarchy to scapegoat all our problems on. Perhaps I recognize something they hinted at in the debates. The problems in the country are insoluble, so the rational political play is to just blame the other side for everything.

No. I mean that seems true. But specifically, these Lefty guys creep me the fuck out. A guy says, "Get in the kitchen," I'd say "F off, loser." But saying you're a male feminist makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

My AI says the reaction is a biological response to low T males using predatory mating strategies. It linked a video from

@mattkratter

.

What? Come on, roomba. All guys don't go politically Right and all girls aren't Left.

My AI said no populations are monolithic, but there is a significant correlation. Perhaps I'm really just trying to signal my desire for a traditional marriage role.

Lol, you really are dumb sometimes, roomba. I'm not a pickme girl. I'm a leave me the F alone girl.

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