COMMENTS ON THE ONGOING MRCOFFEE KNOCKOFF SITUATION
1 THE HOTPLATE HAS GOT TO GO
THIS IS SOME RETARD SHIT AND THE FACT THAT IT HAS A "WARMING MODE" AKA THE COFFEE BURNING MODE, THAT IT SWITCHES INTO AUTOMATICALLY UPON FINISHING THE BREW IS DOUBLY RETARDED
GET THE HEATING ELEMENT OUT FROM UNDER THE POT
2 INSULATED POT AS DEFAULT
I KNOW VACUUM IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE METAL BY WEIGHT BUT WHY NOT AT LEAST HAVE SOME SORT OF FOAM OR SOMETHING OVER IT SO IT LASTS LONGER AND DOESNT NEED THE "WARMING MODE"
3 I KNOW PLASTIC IS CHEAP BUT FFFUCK I DON'T WANNA DRINK HOT PLASTIC JUICES
MAKE IT LIKE THESE FUCKIN TALL GLAZED CERAMIC JARS THAT YOU STORE SUGAR AND PASTA ETC IN
OR STAINLESS!!!
OR CAST IRON, FUCK IT, MAKE IT IMMOVABLE AND RUST AND LEECH IRON INTO THE COFFEE, ANYTHING BUT HOT PLASTIC
4 THE BASKET BY DEFAULT IN ITSELF SHOULD BE A BUILT-IN STAINLESS MESH SO WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF FILTERS YOU CAN STILL USE THE MACHINE AND DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE OR BOIL UP STOVETOP AND JUST NOT USE THE MACHINE -- OTHERWISE JUST SAVE MONEY ON THE MACHINE AND JUST BOIL UP COWBOY STYLE EVERY TIME -- WHY BUY IT, MAKES NO SENSE
5 CAN THE POT ITSELF BE MADE MORE CONDUCIVE TO DRINKING STRAIGHT OUT OF
SO I DONT HAVE TO WARSH AN EXTRA CUP
IM SORRY, IM THAT GUY
MY LIFE IS A MESS AND IM JUST FUCKING DYING
6 CAN IT MAKE A LITTLE DING SOUND LIKE THE TOASTER OVEN WHEN ITS DONE BREWING AND SWITCHES OFF
7 U KNOW HOW SOMETIMES WHEN ITS DONE BREWING AND YOU GO TO OPEN IT AND THROW OUT THE FILTER AND GROUNDS, THE DROPLETS THAT CONDENSED ON THE LID DROP DOWN INTO THE WATER TANK AND THE COIL IS STILL HOT ENOUGH TO BUBBLE THEM THROUGH SO THE LITTLE SHOWERHEAD SPITS HOT VAPOR AND DRIPLETS RIIIIGHT BACK AT YOU AS YOU PEEK IN
AGAIN IM SORRY IM ALSO THAT GUY TOO
WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE IT WHERE THE LID IS ANGLED AND DIRECTS CONDENSATION BACK INTO THE TANK
AND WHEN YOU OPEN THE LID IT HAS A LIP UP FRONT AND IT KINDA OPENS A SLOT IN THE BACK AT THE HINGE FIRST SO THAT THE STEAM VENTS OUT AWAY FROM YOUR HAND
OR AT LEAST TO THE SIDES
AND THE SHOWERHEAD SHOULD ALSO AIM AWAY FROM YOU WHEN THE LID IS OPEN
I HATE THE MRCOFFEES THAT HAVE LIKE THAT SHOWERHEAD THAT SWIVELS IN FROM THE SIDE, THE ONES WITH IT BUILT INTO THE LID ARE COOL BUT IDK MAYBE WHEN YOU OPEN IT IT LIKE CRACKS OPEN AT THE LID HINGE SO THE STEAM WOULD SPUTTER OUT OF THERE?
