🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO VIBE CODING INTEL UPDATE: CURSOR IN THE COMMAND CHAIR, CHAOS IN THE STACK TRACE 🚨

We’ve entered full vibe agent territory now.

We asked it to make a Sankey diagram…

it summoned a haunted CSS grid and an unsolicited newsletter signup.

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

• It works just enough to keep using.

• It breaks just enough to question reality.

• We’re 92% sure one of our tabs is mining Monero.

đź’ˇ New Rule:

If you’re not vibe-coding in a fever dream of markdown, half-baked JS, and whispered GPT suggestions—you’re just coding.

#FortNakamoto #VibeCodingPhase3 #AgenticAnarchy #PleaseMakeWebsiteNow #ZapThePrompt #ItWorksIDontKnowHow #SatsOverSyntaxErrors

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