🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO VIBE CODING INTEL UPDATE: CURSOR IN THE COMMAND CHAIR, CHAOS IN THE STACK TRACE 🚨
We’ve entered full vibe agent territory now.
We asked it to make a Sankey diagram…
it summoned a haunted CSS grid and an unsolicited newsletter signup.
🏰 FORT VERDICT:
• It works just enough to keep using.
• It breaks just enough to question reality.
• We’re 92% sure one of our tabs is mining Monero.
đź’ˇ New Rule:
If you’re not vibe-coding in a fever dream of markdown, half-baked JS, and whispered GPT suggestions—you’re just coding.
#FortNakamoto #VibeCodingPhase3 #AgenticAnarchy #PleaseMakeWebsiteNow #ZapThePrompt #ItWorksIDontKnowHow #SatsOverSyntaxErrors
