"Do not use outdoors." ???

You're telling me I shouldn't use this flashlight outdoors?

Where the Fuck else ...

...Would I Need a Fucking _FLASHLIGHT_?

But then I realize, as I read, ...

There is an underlying tone. From man to man. A message written by the sad engineers who were forced to give up a decent IP spec for the sake of cost cutting.

But they are laying it out for you, in the text!

- "Don't use it outdoors."

- "If it gets rained on, it's gonna break."

- "We are not allowed to tell you that ... _if you take it apart, you can probably seal it up and have it be fucking *waterproof*_."

Suffice it to say that I'm gonna get out my tools real quick...