SBF just asked a judge if he could only be jailed on the weekends. Who does he think he is, Jeffrey Epstein?

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fxxk,100 more years in jail pls

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C’mon, man. He’s got scamming to get back to!

This is probably the correct reason.

Inmate furloughs are a real thing, but asking for a repeating 5-days-out-of-7 inmate furlough is kinda pushing the limit towards the degenerate case of outright commutation. https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CFR-2012-title28-vol2/xml/CFR-2012-title28-vol2-part570-subpartC.xml

He must have a busy work schedule on weekdays?

Ha!! Heard it all now. That's very funny...

as a son of a famous lawyer this is unlikely to be taken literally. He is pushing the crazy workaholic altruist who doesn‘t understand society image.

lmao wat 😂

He’s not wrong. It’s a tribal privilege flex.