TIL that a 70 year old man tried to robbed a bank so he could get into jail to avoid his wife. The judge promtly sentenced him to 6 months house arrest

https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article155936879.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/16602vq/til_that_a_70_year_old_man_tried_to_robbed_a_bank/