Or get the biggest loan you can from any bank and all in smash buy bitcoin securely into long term cold storage, and completely ignore the bank's payment demands thereafter (sacrifice your meaningless credit score), you short the fiat system entirely and can likely stack a massive percentage or an entire #bitcoin.
Just takes balls and ideally a few letters to the bank telling them to kindly fuck off, because the bills are payable to bearer, which is you once you receive any bill.