‼️COME ONE COME ALL‼️

With the rebranding of Twitter and newly launched Threads and Bluesky we are excited to announce that you, YES YOU, can now pick which of our carefully curated microblogging billionaires you want to allign yourself with. Your billionaire will take care of all your needs and give you treats that you will love! Through our highly classified cultural indoctrination process we have cultivated billionaires specifically tailored for your identity and personality! Distraction from your destitute material world while extracting your value is their top priority! 💀🎣