Looking forward to tonight’s SNL episode with 🇬🇧Dua Lipa as Host & Musical Guest!

Of course, she’ll be invited to FAB soirees that my VERY GOODLOOKING (NO facial hair but very nice longer hair!), Stylish, Brilliantly SMART, INTERESTING, Creative & Innovative, Kind, Very Nice, Thoughtful & Considerate, Witty, VERY Wealthy and Talented Husband and I shall be throwing!

Along with Belgian Musician 🇧🇪🏳️‍🌈Angèle!

They’re both the kind of SEXY, hot, TALENTED, superfun, *NON-jealous* nor backstabby mean girls I LIKE and would be friends with irl!

Both lovely girls pass my VERY VERY SUPER SUPER HIGH Filter Bar Test to be my girl friend!