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My 6yo son got himself a "girlfriend" and it's the most adorable thing ever. He was troubled, that he needs one, because "How else am I supposed to get a wife in the future, duh." So I told him to just ask, duh.

There's this sweet tall girl, who shoots balls better than him and loves dinosaurs and already kissed him once on a cheek, because he handled her playdoll baby very lovingly and earned respect of all the tiny women there.πŸ˜„

He asked, she said "yea ok," kissed him on the cheek again and later that day she allegedly showed her mum where in their garden they'll get married.

He wants to buy her flowers.

I'm absolutely melting.

#mumstr #moonchild

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PlebInstitute 7mo ago

Wait until he shows her his lightning piggy bank πŸ˜„

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Bearetta πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ 7mo ago

Ooof.

What if she's not into BitcoinπŸ‘€

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PlebInstitute 7mo ago

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