Ugh. I was over on the blue bird app and saw someone post an Ethereum rock. Naturally, I posted an invoice for 1000 sats asking to buy it. No one paid it. I am saddened. *Nostr gets these jokes.* **Nostr is where my people are at.**
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This is the only animal that matters sir 
the one true bird.
I need a screenshot of what a lightning invoice looks like on Twitter. My brain is leaking out of my ear as I try to picture it.
That actually should zap some sats on nostr.