It’s ridiculous the extent companies apply marketing.

It’s not a filter, it’s atmospheric particulate optimization module.

Battery - Quantum energy retention core

Bulb - Photon conversion capsule

Door - adaptive entry barrier system

Then they use fancy disassembly 3d illustrations and animations to show how one part fits into another like it’s supposed to be amazing… 🤦‍♂️

Everyone learned from Apple that if you want to sell average junk, you need to get fancy with names. Now it’s prevalent everywhere.

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That language is so lame

They had fancy names for decades, and they only people that used them were artists and desktop publishers because they were super expensive compared to IBM clones.

Then magically Apple gained fad status with the iPod, and so people decdided it was justifiable to pay ridiculous prices to appear to be cool.

Ghee - Ultra enhanced super performance butter

It never stops.

GHEE → Golden Heat-Extracted Essence™ (GHEE), a clarified lipid concentrate produced through Thermo-Activated Lactose Separation Dynamics™ (TALSD) that isolates pure Long-Chain Flavor Amplification Molecules™ (LC-FAMs) within a Crystalized Aromatic Fat Substrate™ (CAFS); unlike ordinary butter, GHEE embodies a Hydration-Resistant Culinary Enhancement Matrix™ (HRCEM) designed for high-smoke-point performance and Metabolic Efficiency Yield Optimization™ (MEYO) across both gastronomic and ritualistic applications.

+1000% sales guaranteed

I’m adding this to https://greatghee.com/ first thing tmr.

Fantastic

Make sure to get a 3d illustration / video that shows all of the processes in detail.

That’s phase 2.1 🫡 don’t you worry

Followed by a celebrity endorsement I presume

Features on Tim Ferris podcast.

A Michael Phelps favorite.

Already got the peak celebrity endorsement from Hodl himself. Covered there 🫡

You had me at butter. I’m simple

Can I interest you in a retro encabulator?

Sounds fascinating!

If you aren't familiar with encabulators, I envy you. Wish I could learn about them for the first time again. 😂

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator