Shill me your nix-bitcoin 0-100 installer and I'll be on it in no time. @n1ckler got me interested a while ago, but getting off zero seemed hard at the time and I never got around to it.
Problem with the dockers is I can't do stuff like
[[ grep '$pattern' bitcoind.log ]] && bitcoin-cli … blabla | lncli … thisandthat …
I.e. scripting across services. Which used to be the whole point of Unix, of which Linux is a rather tumor-esque variant.