I could try bear, if given the chance a bear might try me.
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No cougars, they scare me, I don't need something hunting me for days just to take me out as I go for a leak.

In the National parks you always know there's a bear, because they smell like strong pepper and go jiggle jigle
Just another one of the tons of reasons why I never go camping!
Nothing better than waking up looking out over the mountain pass and thinking no one will be here for days, no one else will see the vastness of nature untouched and raw.