You can clearly divide people into two categories, the most important distinction of them all, I believe.

Those who believe the Bible, and those who are damned to hell.

Hope those with the nerve as such to come to the knowledge of the truth, though, rather than to burn.

Otherwise they will scream to God Almighty "I thought hell was a metaphor!!!!" As the flames of torment wash over their putrid decaying flesh for the rest of eternity, where the fire is not quenched and their worm dieth not