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Pineapple doesn't go on pizza š¤¬
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i'm not a war criminal
Real pineapple on real pizza tops anything fromā¦ Dominos š¤¢
when you go days without having anything to eat, and have that burnt to your memory, it's hard to not give domino below 5/10
Youāre wrong, It can, and itās delicious. Just because you havenāt tried this slice, doesnāt make it not pizza. Come on over sometime and Iāll treat you to a slice of this delicious paradigm shifting slice, and a the best mai tai in the world to boot.
š¤ i'm tempted, especially as my pineapple opinion has yet to be swayed by any slices that i've tried so far
I've just cracked my phone's screen by throwing it across the room at the very site of this monstrosity
Put it in your mouth and call it a monstrosity, I dare you. You wonāt, cuz youāll be too busy reaching for the next slice!
No actually heās very right. Pineapples do not belong on real pizza. Thatās an imposter.
Sorry, you donāt know what you donāt know.
Iām a pizza expert, and this delicacy meets all criteria. While admittedly one of the most difficult pizza concoctions, it is in fact a real pizza.
I extend the offer to take you out to try this delicious pizza along with the best mai tai in the world.
what makes one a pizza expert, and what's a "real pizza" š¤
if you like the flavor and the ingredients are high quality, it's a real pizza for me!
Like the pizza from my little oven š¤
Iāve eaten pizza for over 30 years, 1/3rd of which was in the pizza capital of the world. Iāve tried every kind of pizza Iāve ever come across, and across the price spectrum. And while I wouldnāt claim to be the foremost pizza expert of the world, Iāve put in my 10,000 hours of pizza time to claim expert status at minimum. Iāve eaten pizzas from around the world, and would put my pizza eating credentials up against anyone.
What makes something a āreal pizzaā is a combination of things. From cooking methodology, to dough creation, crust type to topping selection. At some points a āpizzaā becomes a flat bread, a pie, a casserole, a stromboli or a calzone.
Pizza is a defined as food created with a flat base of leavened dough, typically wheat, topped with a sauce, which is then topped with other various ingredients of which most typically includes cheese.