🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: GM FROM THE CITY OF LIGHTS, ZAPS INBOUND 🚨

✅ Bonjour, Bitcoin!

✅ Stacking croissants & sats simultaneously.

✅ Zaps > Baguettes.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 GM from the sovereign citadel—waiting on that zap like it’s espresso at a Parisian café.

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