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That seems to be my schedule today as well. At work, but literally nothing to do.

Have you considered running two jobs at once?

We had a sales guy work for us for a good number of years who was selling for both us and our competitor, on each visit he would decide which product range was best for the customer.

Despite this, he was still one of our best salesmen, we had mixed feelings about firing him 😂

Im in tech manufacturing. Not sure how I could make that work. Only one of me😂

Only one of you? 🤔

Can I interest you in this then?

https://www.unitree.com/R1

Starting at only 5900? That sorta seems reasonable😂🫡

There's always a solution if you know where to look 😂

Indeed there is

When does he ream out Zelensky for not wearing a suit and kowtowing to the emperor who rules All Under Heaven?

No golf? Someone’s gonna be an unhappy bunny.

I only golf on cruise ships while under sail 😂

I was thinking more of Donny… What’s the Mentally Ill Golf like on cruise ships? (I appreciate it’s inappropriate to call it Crazy Golf).

No, not crazy golf, driving balls into golf nets.

I hit a couple of shots then go to the bar next door, which I call the 19th hole, where I tell strangers about my amazing backswing 😂

Not crazy golf?! Sounds horrible.

Oh they have it, I just feel I've risen above it, which technically I have in the buffet 😂