Developing a working theory that cocaine was invented to equal the playing field between parents and toddlers.šŸ’”

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No doubt.

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Check out NMN, my dr said it works but intravenously, not sure if pills work, but I started taking after reading "Lifespan" by David Sinclair šŸ¤”

So was opium šŸ˜‚

Poppy extract milk for toddlers is tradition in some countries :)

This does not surprise me. šŸ˜…

Same thing heroine. A German scientist invented it 11 days after inventing Aspirin. They used it to calm crying babies down.

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To be fair, I would bet it worked really well to make them stop crying, unless they tried crying more to get more heroine.

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