1. I was touching up the downstairs ceiling paint after last weekend's feed line failure and toilet rebuild.

2. Wifey say: "could you please paint the back door while you have the paint out.

2.a. me:"uh....sure...."

3 . I'm hot. Shirt comes off. I don't want to get paint on the shorts I'm wearing. Pants come off.

4. I am painting in my boxers.

5. MY FRICKIN IN LAWS SHOW UP UNANNOUNCED!!! Give me a break!!!!