BREAKING: AT $106k, #BITCOIN CREATOR SATOSHI NAKAMOTO IS THE WORLD'S 16th RICHEST PERSON
HE JUST PASSED MICHAEL BLOOMBERG 🔥
I bet he burnt his keys.
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Either that or he is dead which probably means the keys went with him to the grave.
Third option: He is dead but left clues. This leads to a National Treasure/Indiana Jones style plot to recover the "Keys of Satoshi".
