Me: “Ok, we got rid of nostr:npub1j8ewanapqtetqyl6w49rxgrhvlqag3q43vsmdlx4crs4z9mdl3ys9ympny . Now, my timeline will no longer be flooded with porn.”

Fake Grooms: “Man, this Grooms guy has a shitload of porn, and I don’t know what he’s already posted. . . Better start from the beginning.”