Doesn't sound that bad actually lol.

My life...

Wake up everyday at 5:45 a.m. and cooks breakfast and makes lunch for the kids? ✅️

Takes them to and picks them up from school everyday?✅️

Runs errands almost all day?✅️

Has movie night almost every week with friends and family while kids complain about you having "old" taste in movies?✅️

Has some normie friends to congregate with every weekend?✅️

"Listens" to normie friends and family complain about the economy, sports, and other max-normie stuff while sipping on homebrew?✅️

Doesn't even bother trying to help them anymore because he's tired of repeating himself for over five years?✅️

In bed by 9:30 Monday through Thrusday?✅️