You lock your doors at night and maybe turn on an outside light

I practice opening my safe while turtling to simulate getting into it while under duress

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I to an it turn your are turtling You maybe at the same under while while safe simulate getting not on duress practice into outside lock

We opening and doors my night

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Train train train

*scratches head* turtling?

I was moments away from the browns winning

ooooooo, prariedogging.

i just hadnt heard the verb form of 🐢

Hahaha are you from down under?

nah.

heard of a turle head pokin out before but turtling to me (previous to this conversation anyways) means taking a slow and defensive approach in something like a video game or fist fight.

Adjust your threat model 👍

I think my next training exercise will be opening it while my toddler is screaming at me (for no reason)

Make sure they just dumped in their diaper chemical attacks are real too

True 🤣🤣

Practice opening it with maple syrup on your hands. it's similar to blood. Could also try opening it after your hands are submerged in buckets of ice water. Simulates the loss of fine motor skills during adrenaline dump.

This unironically is not a bad idea. Won't do maple syrup because I don't want to ruin the mechanism but the ice water is interesting