No Such lAbs (S.NSA), October 2016 Statement
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming
Outgoing
Description
Value
Description
Value
--
0
256 GB ECC RAM box
0.83568442
--
0
Electronic partsi
5.4329
Total
0
Total
6.26858442
S.NSA assets
Account
01.09.2016
Net change
30.09.2016
Cash
443.76586221
6.26858442
437.49727779
Tangibles
8.20505811
5.4329
13.63795811
Intangibles and goodwill
20.78916468
0.83568442
21.6248491
Total assets
472.76008500
S.NSA liabilities
Account
01.09.2016
Net change
30.09.2016
Shareholder equity
472.76008500
0
472.76008500
Total liabilities
472.76008500
S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.
S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC. S.NSA is expected to realise operating revenue next period.
S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :
#
Fingerprint
Shares
BTC
Par
1
17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7
3`315`952
331.5952
1
2
6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452
1`421`122
142.1122
1
T
4`737`074
473.7074
1
Miscellaneous
We expect to add a detailed product page to the website during the course of the current month. It will include an order form, as well as opportunities for resellers. Stay tuned.
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« The Jurors for the said Commonwealth, on their oath present that Lizzie Andrew Borden of Fall River in the County of Bristol, at Fall River in the County of Bristol, on the fourth day of August in the year eigtheen hundred and ninety-two, in and upon one Andrew Jackson Borden, feloniously, wilfully and of her malice aforethought, an assault did make, and with a certain weapon, to wit, a sharp cutting instrument, the name and a more particular description of which is to the Jurors unknown, him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden feloniously, wilfully and of her malice aforethought did strike, cut, beat and bruise, in and upon the head of him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, giving to him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, by the said striking, cutting, beating and bruising, in and upon the head of him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, divers, to wit, ten mortal wounds, of which said mortal wounds the said Andrew Jackson Borden then and there instantly died.
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Saturday, 05 November, Year 8 d.Tr.