One day there was a weird paranoid little man and people sent him messages saying that they're picking him up like he was asking for. They were extracting him. It was late at night and they claimed to be in an all white van with no windows sitting up the street. It was this guy and his dentist friends...

Part of the jokes were that dentist means contract killer... And crazy man went on a rant about how they pull your teeth to obscure the identity... Which is true in some cases.

I told him I'd run out there and say let's go on an adventure.

He might have been terrified... This was before someone was awarded for his dentistry.

He could have quoted Fyodor Dostoevsky "there is some enjoyment even in a toothache"

We don't do dentists around these parts lol