I didn't even get paid for the apparently high-profile "glowie" tape but so far nobody's taken responsibility for it. I think it was supposed to be negotiated through a back channel deal due to prior legal matters, but the fact is that it's become blackmail material and you can only guess who's not exactly being honest about why.

in other news, a former guest at the Miami roach hostel has recently been accused of rape and is on the lam. he texted me just over a month ago asking if I was still in Miami. thankfully, I am not. he is a short Albanian and he drinks a lot.